As Bugs Bunny was fond of saying of Elmer Fudd, "what a maroon".
On that note, enter one Charles Barkley. The former "round mound of rebound" has apparently morphed into the "sum of plumb dumb".
At halftime of Saturday's Florida St./Michigan game, Mr. B solemnly declared FSU was going to prevail. Down went the Noles.
In his very next breath, with even more conviction, he said Duke would knock off Kansas the following day. As we know, down went the Blue Devils.
Um, Chuck. Do you have any more pearls of wisdom to impart on the masses?
On second thought, please don't.
The commercial breaks offer up even more stupidity. See the unholy trio of Barkley, Lil Spikie, and Sammy Jack trying to sell something. What that product actually is, yours truly never noticed. He was too busy trying not to heave as the pre-kindergarten banter between those clowns went on. It's sort of like a modern day version of Larry, Moe, and Curley, without the laughs.
Idle thought. Could Barkley and his antics be whence the word "upchuck" originated?
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