Flight MH370, and Aldon Smith. Dumb things

While yours truly still maintains that missing Malaysian jet liner was locked onto and towed off by a Klingon tractor beam to their home planet for cheap labor -- apparently the search in the Indian Ocean continues. A persistent, if woefully misguided bunch -- those earthlings.

Now they've sent down a "submersible" to explore the ocean floor. This vessel is called the Bluefin. So why is it painted yellow? Seems dumb. Dumber yet, the humanoids already knew the max diving depth of the Bluefin was 15,000 feet, but the area they were searching in the Native American ocean was much deeper. So what's the point of deploying it in the first place? Hello? Anybody home?

Aldon Smith, of the San Fran 49ers, finds himself a few fathoms below the surface as well these days in the court of public opinion. Many have been quick to point out that a dominant player like Smith isn't easily replaced. Well, let's see.

Over his 3 year NFL career, he's averaged a little better than 2 tackles per game, and a little less than 1 sack. In a team game like the NFL, these are actually fairly good numbers for a defensive end/linebacker.

But the flip side is somewhat telling itself. In January 2012, Smith got popped for a DUI. Five months later, in June, he allegedly suffered stab wounds while trying to break up a fight during a party at his own house.

Fast forward a year to September 2013. He wrecked his vehicle all by himself, and was jammed up again on suspicion of another DUI and possession of weed.
Less than 3 weeks later, in October, he got hit with 3 felony counts of illegal possession of assault weapons, related to the party incident the year before.
Here's a good question..... If one has assault weapons, how dumb do you have to be to lose a fight to a guy with a knife?

And just a few days ago, on April 13, dear Aldon was in Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) when he got into a scuffle with those pesky airport authorities, that seem to be a little picky about safety procedures since 9/11, for some reason.

So what did Smith do? Claimed he had a bomb. Other than sticks, bricks, a box of rocks, and possibly this blog -- is there anything dumber in the whole world than saying you have a bomb in an airport?

Yep, they were right about one thing. Guys like Aldon Smith don't come along just every day.

Just a thought, but perhaps they should put Aldon in charge of finding that plane, because it appears he doesn't have a clue either. Better yet, maybe that Klingon starship will come back and beam him up as well. Nothing like spreading diversity and equal (dumb) employment opportunities around the universe.....