Thursday, February 2, 2012

Martha Stewart's Super Bowl tips

What planet is this woman from anyway? Yes, I understand she became a billionaire hawking everything from quiche to quilts, but sometimes a man has to stand up and say, "Dammit, shut up". This is one of those times.

Martha wants to talk about appetizers to be the hostess with the mostest for a Super Bowl party. If they're prepared just so, these delectable little canapes, which are even, OMG, microwaveable, will get things started in a superb fashion.......

Two words. Shut up.

Earth to Martha. Most of the ladies in attendance won't care about the game anyway. If you want to keep the men happy, there's only 3 things you need to do for a successful Super Bowl party.

1) Forget the finger food. Order up a dozen pizzas with everything -- double meat -- no anchovies.

2) Never run out of beer.

3) Don't walk between the men and big screen while the game is going on.

Better yet, if you want to make it absolutely perfect for the men -- take all the ladies out to a fancy restaurant and/or a show, so the guys can enjoy the game by themselves.

You and the girls might be pleasantly surprised at the dessert they whip up for you later to show their appreciation.

Believe it or not, most men know a little bit about fine cuisine, as well.

1 comment:

  1. you dogs have always been easy. throw you a bone and your happy. pizza, beer, and a football game are like chew toys. but you know who rules in the end. cat.