We've had it backwards all along. While the politicians were/are trying to hold athletes such as Bonds, Clemens, McGwire, Palmeiro, Sosa, etc feet to the fire about steroids and the like -- it's all been bass-ackwards.
If anybody needs performance enhancing drugs -- it's THE POLITICIANS.
The thought here is they need some injections. How about starting off with massive doses of human growth hormone to make them start acting like adults rather than spoiled children?
Exceptions would have to be made -- of course. No testosterome for Sarah Palin. That could get scary.
And Boehner gets an exemption. I don't know what he may have got into once upon a time, but I think it's a safe bet to say you don't turn orange because you smoked too much weed. Whatever it was, he's had enough.
Halcyon is a potent drug. It's a little bitty pilll that puts one into a state of "conscious sedation". You're walking and talking, but basically you don't have a clue what's going on, and have no remembrance of it later (kinda like writing this blog). On doctor's orders I took a couple of those before an oral surgery a while back. They work -- or so I was told by a lady friend that was nice enough to drive me to and from the office.
Give those to the talking heads on the 4-letter network. Wonder if we'd be able to tell the difference?
The scariest thought of them all?
Caputo on speed.
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