Saturday, August 27, 2011

Michael Vick is really a white guy?

Could have fooled me. It seems a certain 4-letter network has photoshopped a picture of him into what he would look like if he was white. Not to worry. It's only make-believe. Besides, as we all know, white guys can't run that fast. Or was it jump that high? Either way, it should come as no great surprise the talking heads are trying to stir up controversy where there isn't any. Maybe their Nielsen ratings have dipped a bit and they're desperate to make a splash. Who knows?

If they want to nip/tuck a Vick pic and put it out there -- more power to them. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if MV himself got a yuk out of it. He's back making millions as a starting QB in the NFL, and probably couldn't care less about such nonsense.

Hopefully, Vick has learned from his mistakes, and he should consider himself quite fortunate indeed. One never knows what might be coming next.

Remember, this was only an altered photo. It could have been much worse. Let's not forget that in real life the late Michael Jackson claimed his amazing transformation was natural, destiny, an act of God -- something like that. Imagine the scenario if Vick was still in prison and the same thing happened to him. One night he went to bed a macho-man, and the next morning he woke up looking like the latter-day MJ. .

Now THAT would have been a problem.

He sure would have been popular, but I don't think it would have had anything to do with autographs.

Given it was dog-fighting that landed him in the joint to begin with, MV just might have developed a whole new appreciation of dogs in general -- especially adult females.

Let's put it this way -- if Jackson had it right -- depending on when, where, and how it goes down,  that "by the grace of God" thing can turn out to be a bitch sometimes.

Yep,Vick could have done a lot worse than the NFL, millions, and a doctored pic.

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