Yeah, I know. Many will disagree, but I need a break from looking up all that baseball stuff, that nobody else seems to be interested in anyway. Besides, there's some reasons that can justify that claim. So, with apologies to Letterman, here's a Top Ten list of why Tim Tebow is better than Matthew Stafford of the Detroit Lions.
10) Tebow can run the triple-option play. Stafford wouldn't have a clue.
9) Tebow doesn't need a haircut. Stafford does. One has facial hair. The other has Georgia peach fuzz.
8) Tebow could walk into a restaurant in Detroit and would be given instant VIP treatment. Stafford could walk into a restaurant in Denver, and nobody would know who he was.
7) Tebow has John Elway as the executive in charge. Stafford has a mystery man named Martin Mayhew.
6) Tebow plays in Denver, a pretty cool town. Lots to do. Stafford plays in Detroit. Lots sitting vacant.
5) Tebow has become a national media sensation. Stafford merely stayed healthy.
4) Tebow has prominent politicians wanting his endorsement. Stafford can't seem to get an ad of any kind.
3) Tebow has millions of people kneeling. Stafford has thousands of Detroiters drinking blue Kool-Aid.
2) Tebow has actually won a playoff game.
And the #1 reason why Tim Tebow is better than Matthew Stafford?
During games, Tebow talks to God. Stafford talks to a guy named Schwartz.
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