Holy cow. Or pig, or whatever. A meat distributor has recalled almost half a million pounds of their stuff because it could be contaminated with bacteria and possibly cause serious illness, or worse.
If you've eaten any roast beef, ham, turkey, pork, corned beef, or pastrami lately -- you could be in danger. (Also headcheese -- but if you've ever been able to stomach that nasty combination of leftover animal parts -- you might have built up sufficient immunity).
Nevertheless, if you're one of the unfortunate few that may be stricken, you could die a slow, agonizingly death. Who would have ever thought such preferred meat could ever become so potentially sickening?
It's almost like watching a Detroit Pistons' game at the Palace these days.
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